{"id":2471,"date":"2019-11-10T00:06:05","date_gmt":"2019-11-09T23:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/denfrieindfaldsvinkel.fredslilje.dk\/?p=2471"},"modified":"2019-11-10T00:06:05","modified_gmt":"2019-11-09T23:06:05","slug":"nine-important-facts-eller-statements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.denfrieindfaldsvinkel.fredslilje.dk\/blog\/nine-important-facts-eller-statements\/","title":{"rendered":"Nine Important Facts &#8230; eller statements"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Number 9 &#8211; Death is the number 1 killer in the world.<br \/>Number 8 &#8211; Life is sexually transmitted.<br \/>Number 7 &#8211; Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at wich one can die.<br \/>Number 6 &#8211; Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can&#8217;t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.<br \/>Number 5 &#8211; Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won&#8217;t  bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.<br \/>Number 4 &#8211; Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying for nothing.<br \/>Number 3 &#8211; All of us could take a lesson form the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.<br \/>Number 2 &#8211; In the 60&#8217;s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.<br \/>Number 1 &#8211; Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.<br \/><br \/>&#8230; and as someone recently said:<br \/>Don&#8217;t worry about old age; it doesn&#8217;t last that long.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ukendt ophav &#8211; med sit syn p\u00e5 tilv\u00e6relsen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Number 9 &#8211; Death is the number 1 killer in the world.Number 8 &#8211; Life is sexually transmitted.Number 7 &#8211; Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at wich one can die.Number 6 &#8211; Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can&#8217;t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,9,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bundfald","category-ragelse","category-skrab-sindige"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denfrieindfaldsvinkel.fredslilje.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denfrieindfaldsvinkel.fredslilje.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denfrieindfaldsvinkel.fredslilje.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denfrieindfaldsvinkel.fredslilje.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denfrieindfaldsvinkel.fredslilje.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.denfrieindfaldsvinkel.fredslilje.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denfrieindfaldsvinkel.fredslilje.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denfrieindfaldsvinkel.fredslilje.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denfrieindfaldsvinkel.fredslilje.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}